
Whether you’re planning a muddy festival, a dreamy wedding, or a corporate day, this witty little guide will walk you through hiring portable toilets like a pro – with options ranging from trusty plastic loos to full-blown luxury toilet trailers.
📌Step 1: Know your crowd (and their expectations)
Before you dive into the glamorous world of portable sanitation, ask yourself:
- How many guests are coming?
- How long will the event last?
- Will there be alcohol? (Spoiler: this will increase bathroom demand.)
- Are you hosting VIPs, or is it more “wellies and burgers” vibes?
📌Step 2: Choose your loo style
🚽 Option A: The Classic Portable Eco Loo
The backbone of British outdoor events. Reliable, practical, and not remotely pretentious.
Why choose the Eco?
- Budget-friendly
- Durable for festivals, fairs, sporting events construction sites, and any large crowd!
- Super quick to install and remove
- Easy & compact hygiene option
LOOS FOR DOs also offer accessible plastic units, designed with extra space, support rails, and easy access, ensuring all your guests are comfortably catered for.

✨ Option B: Luxury Portable Loos (AKA ‘The business-class of bathrooms’)
At LOOS FOR DOs, our luxury trailer range includes a variety of options to suit your event style and size, such as:
- Compact 1+1 units – perfect for smaller events or private garden parties
- Elegant 2+1 trailers – Suitable for a lot of weddings
- Spacious 3+1 and 4+2 trailers for medium to large gatherings
Think:
- Flushing porcelain toilets
- Running water and proper sinks
- LED lighting and stylish interiors
- Mirrors for mid-party touch-ups
Why go luxury?
- Keeps guests happy (and impressed)
- Ideal for weddings and corporate events
- Keeps guests partying longer (always a good sign!)
Best for:
- Weddings
- VIP events
- Corporate functions
- Private parties
- Open days

📌Step 3: Location, location…loo-cation
Where you place your loos is almost as important as having them.
Golden rules:
- Accessible, but not centre stage
- Close enough to find easily (especially after a few drinks…)
- On flat, stable ground
Bonus tip: If you’re hiring a luxury trailer, you will need access to electricity nearby too.
📌Step 4: Don’t forget servicing
Portable toilets aren’t always a “set it and forget it” situation.
For longer events, you’ll want:
- Regular cleaning and restocking
- Waste removal (Handled by professionals. That’s us!)
LOOS FOR DOs offers tailored servicing plans. We’ll restock essentials like toilet paper & sanitiser and be on hand with reliable support should anything unexpected crop up, so you can focus on your event, not the facilities.
📌Step 5: Book early (seriously, don’t Leave this too late)
Summer events, festivals, and wedding season = peak loo demand.
Booking early means:
- Better availability
- More choice (especially for luxury units)
- Less stress as your event approaches
📌Step 6: Let LOOS FOR DOs take care of It
Let’s be honest, organising an event is stressful enough without worrying about who’s bringing the toilets. That’s where LOOS FOR DOs comes in.
We don’t just drop off a few loos and disappear into the sunset. We make the whole process refreshingly easy from start to finish.
Here’s how we help:
- ✅ Spotlessly clean, well-maintained units (because standards matter)
- ✅ Reliable delivery, setup, and collection. Plus, a smart logistics system that keeps you updated so you know exactly when your loos will arrive
- ✅ Flexible hire options
- ✅ Knowledgeable, friendly staff who can advise exactly what you need – no guesswork, no over-ordering
Whether you’re planning a laid-back outdoor bash or a high-end celebration, we’ll make sure your loo setup is one thing you don’t have to worry about.
In short: you plan the party – we’ll handle the plumbing. 🚽💙
Need a hand planning your perfect setup?
We’re always happy to chat loos (it’s kind of our thing). Whether you’re after no-nonsense plastic units or the full VIP treatment, LOOS FOR DOs has you covered.
Email the #LOOCREW today!